The Armed Republic of Great Moose is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Meese King with a fair hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.972 billion Gay Heads are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wigwam. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Great Moosean economy, worth 891 trillion Wampums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 127,807 Wampums, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

The roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, most foreigners can't name the leader of Great Moose, the Great Moose Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, and plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Great Moose's national animal is the Elusive Meese, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Great Moose is ranked 153,100^th in the world and 3^rd in Glorious Comrade Haven Isles for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,207.9 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.