The Democratic Republic of Great Great Aunt Thessaly is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.685 billion Great Great Aunt Thessalyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The strong Great Great Aunt Thessalyian economy, worth 482 trillion Wombles do not have monies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 45,203 Wombles do not have monies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 291,337 per year while the poor average 2,833, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Great Great Aunt Thessaly's national animal is the Womble, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Great Great Aunt Thessaly is ranked 104,115^th in the world and 5,406^th in Chicken overlords for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 42,355.22 Standard Monetary Units.