The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northhern Ireland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Boris Corbyn with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 10.311 billion Brits have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.9%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 1,387 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,527 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The might of the entire British Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, air purifiers fight smoke machines on British stage setups, the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across Great Britain and Northhern Ireland, and kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Britain and Northhern Ireland's national animal is the bulldog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Great Britain and Northhern Ireland is ranked 22,222^nd in the world and 5^th in The British Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.96 law-abiding acts per hour.