The Solid Foundation of Granite Junimos is a mammoth, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.763 billion Granite Junimosians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Granite Junimosian economy, worth 720 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 92,794 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Structures are raised on promises, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, and builders across Granite Junimos are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Granite Junimos's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Granite Junimos is ranked 41,838^th in the world and 1^st in New Horizons for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 70.01 Effective Tax Rate.