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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,172ndMost Primitive: 3,491stMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,179th
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Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Might Makes Right
Influence
Negotiator
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Grand Krypton

Population13.971 billion

CapitalMesopotamia
LeaderSovereign
FaithMelchizedek Order

Currencygold coins
Animalbison

The Federation of Grand Krypton is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Sovereign with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, lack of airports, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.971 billion Grand Kryptonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesopotamia. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grand Kryptonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,958 trillion gold coins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 140,163 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, the blood on the hands of Sovereign may not be metaphorical, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet, and many rural villagers have never been more than a day's horse-ride from their birthplace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Krypton's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Melchizedek Order.

Grand Krypton is ranked 19,516th in the world and 2nd in Ancient for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,150.68 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,172ndTop
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Most Primitive: 3,491stMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,179thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,835thFattest Citizens: 4,904thLargest Retail Industry: 5,024thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,258thLargest Black Market: 7,073rdMost Devout: 7,503rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,071stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,802ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,210thMost Influential: 11,420thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,438thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,980thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,126thLargest Mining Sector: 13,903rdMost Stationary: 14,344thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 16,803rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,517thLargest Insurance Industry: 19,516thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,931stHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,441stLargest Governments: 26,961stMost Efficient Economies: 27,973rdMost Avoided: 28,841stHighest Average Incomes: 30,834th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Grand Krypton, many rural villagers have never been more than a day's horse-ride from their birthplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Krypton, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Krypton, the blood on the hands of Sovereign may not be metaphorical.
  • : Grand Krypton was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Krypton, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Krypton, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Krypton, some magnifier-wielding Grand Kryptonians say Sovereign seems a little lacking in something.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Krypton, outdoor parties in Mesopotamia are all the rave.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Krypton, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Krypton, Sovereign can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini.

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