The Most Serene Republic of Graffiti Cleanup Machine is a huge, safe nation, notable for its lack of airports, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 907 million Graffiti Cleaners have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.1%.

The thriving Graffiti Cleaning economy, worth 64.7 trillion estrogens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,364 estrogens, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, beggars lack pockets for spare change, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Graffiti Cleanup Machine's national animal is the Double-headed eagle.

Graffiti Cleanup Machine is ranked 225,373^rd in the world and 3,353^rd in eta for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.27 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.