The Greatly Missed Colony of Goserenity is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.551 billion Goserenityians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Earth That Was. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The strong Goserenityian economy, worth 374 trillion wuts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 67,548 wuts, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, the criminal underworld is awash with sausage smuggling, the nation's coasts have been left unprotected while the entire navy sits in Brasilistani waters, and shoppers carry protractors to verify their produce. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Goserenity's national animal is the beefalo and its national religion is Buddhism.

Goserenity is ranked 234,185^th in the world and 6^th in Firefly for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 158.13 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.