The Dominion of Gopriland is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Biidasnh with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 21.704 billion Goprils have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Djru Kapa. The average income tax rate is 35.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Goprilish economy, worth a remarkable 2,181 trillion pobbens a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,522 pobbens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Goprilish scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, children searching for cat videos must watch dogs in equal proportion, Goprils incessantly needle their doctors for relief, and there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees her shadow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gopriland's national animal is the yak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gopriland is ranked 47,563^rd in the world and 3^rd in Kaentaria for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,022.75 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.