by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Most Cheerful Citizens: 20,977thNicest Citizens: 24,284th
The Class of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Google
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Google Classroom

Population2.06 billion

CapitalA Math Classroom
LeaderTeachers
FaithPassism

CurrencyMathBucks
AnimalClassrooms

The Class of Google Classroom is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Teachers with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.06 billion Google Classroom Users are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A Math Classroom. The average income tax rate is 50.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Google Classroomian economy, worth 171 trillion MathBucks a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,854 MathBucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, rumor has it that Teachers has won three lotteries in a row, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and weather forecasts regularly cover meteor showers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Google Classroom's national animal is the Classrooms, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Passism.

Google Classroom is ranked 69,005th in the world and 6th in Fish Storage for Most Developed, scoring 71.25 on the Human Development Index.

Top
10%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 20,977thNicest Citizens: 24,284th
Top
5%
Nicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Accessible: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionTop
10%
Most Devout: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Google Classroom, weather forecasts regularly cover meteor showers.
  • : Following new legislation in Google Classroom, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Google Classroom, rumor has it that Teachers has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Google Classroom, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Google Classroom, children who refuse to share their crayons are arrested.
  • : Following new legislation in Google Classroom, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers.
  • : Following new legislation in Google Classroom, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Google Classroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Google Classroom, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news.
  • : Following new legislation in Google Classroom, petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about.
  • : Following new legislation in Google Classroom, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Google Classroomian roads.

More...

Report