The Depths of GONERMAKER is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by HIM with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 887 million Goners enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Bunker. The average income tax rate is 9.0%.

The Very Very Interesting economy, worth 47.3 trillion connections a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 53,291 connections, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, a chain of pubs that cater solely to children has recently been unveiled, and children talking about the food chain are routinely arrested. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. GONERMAKER's national animal is the Vessel.

GONERMAKER is ranked 33,964^th in the world and 8^th in Dark World for Highest Drug Use, scoring 335.38 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.