by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 882ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,111thMost Avoided: 1,126th
The Democratic States of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Pride and Industry
Influence
Enforcer
The Ancient One
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Godwadan

Population20.963 billion

CapitalYina
LeaderUndergod Anima
FaithHindu

Currencyfranc
Animalpanther

The Democratic States of Godwadan is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Undergod Anima with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, enslaved workforce, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.963 billion Godwadanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yina. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Godwadanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,021 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 191,831 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The big red machine has ground to a halt, foreign musicians that Undergod Anima dislikes are turned away at the border, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, and Harry Potter conventions are closely watched by the government for any signs of 'dueling'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Godwadan's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hindu.

Godwadan is ranked 330,091st in the world and 28th in Merciam for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -21.23 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Top
1%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 882ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,111thMost Avoided: 1,126thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,278thLargest Black Market: 1,460thLargest Mining Sector: 1,469thLargest Retail Industry: 1,504thFattest Citizens: 1,516thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,939thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,299thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,929thTop
5%
Most Advanced Public Education: 4,444thMost Efficient Economies: 5,876thMost Devout: 6,146thHighest Economic Output: 6,395thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,533rdNudest: 6,588thMost Stationary: 6,618thRudest Citizens: 7,845thMost Influential: 8,573rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,386thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,631stHighest Poor Incomes: 11,274thHighest Average Incomes: 12,528thTop
10%
Largest Populations: 17,873rdLargest Governments: 17,994thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,259thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23,812th
Top
5%
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Godwadan, Harry Potter conventions are closely watched by the government for any signs of 'dueling'.
  • : Following new legislation in Godwadan, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold.
  • : Following new legislation in Godwadan, foreign musicians that Undergod Anima dislikes are turned away at the border.
  • : Following new legislation in Godwadan, the big red machine has ground to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Godwadan, the world still seems flat to some people in space.
  • : Following new legislation in Godwadan, Panther sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Godwadan, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Following new legislation in Godwadan, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite.
  • : Following new legislation in Godwadan, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts".
  • : Following new legislation in Godwadan, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them.

More...

Report