The Matriarchy of Goddess Danu is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Danu with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.544 billion Goddess Danuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eire. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Goddess Danuan economy, worth a remarkable 2,716 trillion Anus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 200,566 Anus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, escalators are avoided at all costs, and producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goddess Danu's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Celtic Polytheism.

Goddess Danu is ranked 1,606^th in the world and 5^th in The Goddesses for Most Developed, scoring 98.19 on the Human Development Index.