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Gnejs

Population24.879 billion

CapitalPort Kejm
LeaderTangeus Oxwald
FaithAmor Fati

CurrencyLeaf
Animalmallard

The Prosaic Union of Gnejs is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tangeus Oxwald with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.879 billion Gnejsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Kejm. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Gnejsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,825 trillion Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 193,955 Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects, Gnejs has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime is totally unknown. Gnejs's national animal is the mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Amor Fati.

Gnejs is ranked 52,052nd in the world and 30th in Rushmore for Most Stationary, with 855.0587930398 days.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 314thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 417thMost Rebellious Youth: 741stMost Beautiful Environments: 745thMost Pacifist: 1,204thBest Weather: 1,220thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,397thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,514thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,529thHighest Food Quality: 1,565thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,597thNicest Citizens: 1,625thMost Cultured: 1,651stMost Inclusive: 1,944thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,977thSmartest Citizens: 2,307thMost Developed: 2,716thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,836thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,225thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,506thHighest Economic Output: 3,513thLargest Governments: 3,871stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,958thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,100thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,430thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,016thHealthiest Citizens: 5,108thMost Efficient Economies: 5,435thSafest: 6,095thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,565thLargest Populations: 8,221stHighest Average Incomes: 11,099thMost Secular: 11,616thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,969thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,242ndMost Income Equality: 22,251st
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gnejs, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Following new legislation in Gnejs, Gnejs has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Gnejs, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects.
  • : Following new legislation in Gnejs, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Gnejs, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands.
  • : Following new legislation in Gnejs, reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic.
  • : Following new legislation in Gnejs, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
  • : Following new legislation in Gnejs, "Tangeus Oxwald got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom.
  • : Following new legislation in Gnejs, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Gnejsian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
  • : Following new legislation in Gnejs, Tangeus Oxwald's reputation is hard as nails.

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