Population | 24.879 billion |
Capital | Port Kejm |
Leader | Tangeus Oxwald |
Faith | Amor Fati |
Currency | Leaf |
Animal | mallard |
The Prosaic Union of Gnejs is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tangeus Oxwald with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.879 billion Gnejsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Kejm. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Gnejsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,825 trillion Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 193,955 Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects, Gnejs has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime is totally unknown. Gnejs's national animal is the mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Amor Fati.
Gnejs is ranked 52,052nd in the world and 30th in Rushmore for Most Stationary, with 855.0587930398 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Gnejs, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
- : Following new legislation in Gnejs, Gnejs has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
- : Following new legislation in Gnejs, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects.
- : Following new legislation in Gnejs, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
- : Following new legislation in Gnejs, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands.
- : Following new legislation in Gnejs, reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic.
- : Following new legislation in Gnejs, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
- : Following new legislation in Gnejs, "Tangeus Oxwald got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom.
- : Following new legislation in Gnejs, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Gnejsian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
- : Following new legislation in Gnejs, Tangeus Oxwald's reputation is hard as nails.