The Free Territories of Glorypiss is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by everyone with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 3.461 billion Glorypissers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Glorypissian economy, worth 706 trillion random things a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 204,128 random things, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 881,046 per year while the poor average 30,128, a ratio of 29.2 to 1.

The nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", Everyone is considering changing the nation's name to Blackacre, waste collection professionals have been canned, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Glorypiss's national animal is the pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Glorypiss is ranked 332,063^rd in the world and 1,172^nd in Talonia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -33.17 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.