The OMG It's The Nation of Gladio is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by God with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 13.639 billion Gladioans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gladius. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Gladioan economy, worth a remarkable 1,441 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 105,665 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 380,054 per year while the poor average 21,027, a ratio of 18.1 to 1.

The military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, military barracks resemble five-star hotels, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gladio's national animal is the Red Lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gladio is ranked 13,584^th in the world and 707^th in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,530.67 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.