The Democratic States of Girls Who Say Bruh is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Madame Girl with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, digital currency, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.38 billion Bruhnese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cringetopia. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Bruhian economy, worth 496 trillion simoleons a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 67,342 simoleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glamping Bruhnese won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Girls Who Say Bruh's national animal is the axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Girls Who Say Bruh is ranked 37,606^th in the world and 1,922^nd in Balder for Safest, scoring 106.31 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.