The Democratic States of Girls Who Say Bruh is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Madame Girl with a fair hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.531 billion Bruhnese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cringetopia. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Bruhian economy, worth 208 trillion simoleons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,141 simoleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

From the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Girls Who Say Bruh, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Girls Who Say Bruh's national animal is the axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Girls Who Say Bruh is ranked 40,829^th in the world and 592^nd in 10000 Islands for Smartest Citizens, with 41.31 quips per hour.