Population | 7.897 billion |
Currency | Golden Orbs |
Animal | Elephant |
The Dominion of Giovanniland II is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.897 billion Giovanniland IIians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.9%.
The thriving Giovanniland IIian economy, worth 573 trillion Golden Orbs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,636 Golden Orbs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 247,506 per year while the poor average 15,699, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.
The latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence, and nobody likes bad boys any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Giovanniland II's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Giovanniland II is ranked 59,210th in the world and 1st in west pacific crab sanctuary for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.95 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Giovanniland II, nobody likes bad boys any more.
- : Giovanniland II was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Giovanniland II, the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence.
- : Following new legislation in Giovanniland II, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
- : Giovanniland II was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Giovanniland II, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press.
- : Following new legislation in Giovanniland II, the Small Council has more than a little influence.
- : Giovanniland II's influence in West pacific crab sanctuary rose from "Contender" to "Hermit".
- : Giovanniland II's influence in West pacific crab sanctuary rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
- : Giovanniland II's influence in West pacific crab sanctuary rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".