The Magnificent Mushrooms of Gio Farm 14 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, parental licensing program, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.009 billion Gio Farm 14ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Gio Farm 14ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,079 trillion cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 119,834 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements, the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots, and the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 14's national animal is the farmer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gio Farm 14 is ranked 250,477^th in the world and 315^th in Giovanniland for Nicest Citizens, with 1.16 average smiles per day.