The Sozialistisch Bundesrepublik of Giga Chadistan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Friedrich-Wilhelm von Chadesberg with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.64 billion Giga Chads love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neu Chadesburg. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Giga Chad economy, worth 192 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 117,393 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, Friedrich-Wilhelm von Chadesberg makes and breaks shaky peace deals in 140 characters or less, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Giga Chadistan's national animal is the Giga Adler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular State.

Giga Chadistan is ranked 60,223^rd in the world and 2,780^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 99.21 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.