The ½ Interwebs ░ Cyberocracy of Ghoublins is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by ☺ The Undead Cyborg of Krenko Mob Boss with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.028 billion Ghoublins are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🥚 Easter Egg Conspiracy ∙net 𒀭. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ghoublin economy, worth a remarkable 5,712 trillion ╦ Shiny Tin Scrap and Card 𓉢s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 438,444 ╦ Shiny Tin Scrap and Card 𓉢s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,560,210 per year while the poor average 88,706, a ratio of 17.6 to 1.

The New Ghoublin Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, vehicular homicide by Ghoublin ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities, and pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ghoublins's national animal is the § Superfluous Ottix Monster 𓃗, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ⸙This Statement Is False⸙.

Ghoublins is ranked 947^th in the world and 1^st in Testregionia for Highest Average Incomes, with 438,444.69 Standard Monetary Units.