The Useless Lesbian of German Social Democracy is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.113 billion German Social Democracyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming German Social Democracyian economy, worth 108 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,544 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead, costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff, and the countryside is shrouded by wind farms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. German Social Democracy's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

German Social Democracy is ranked 16,722^nd in the world and 2^nd in VULPINE for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 9,707.34 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.