The Republic of Geochem is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 3.036 billion Geochemians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 20.3%.

The Geochemian economy, worth 151 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 49,946 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's streets have become a winter wonderland of salt and sand, a major religion has been named as Geochem's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of Geochem in an international press conference, and Geochem has designated Geochem City as its capital city. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geochem's national animal is the shoop, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Geochem is ranked 195,293^rd in the world and 2^nd in Uraninite for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 302.88 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.