The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic BMA Piler is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Generic R Castine with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.275 billion BMA Pilers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bannedlands. The average income tax rate is 17.5%.

The Generic economy, worth 346 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 55,177 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back, model railroad hobbyists have taken to muscling model shipbuilders off their "turf", debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, and scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied dolphin. Crime is relatively low. Generic BMA Piler's national animal is the dolphin and its national religion is What is banned may not return.

Generic BMA Piler is ranked 61,269^th in the world and 4^th in Bannedlands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,334.84 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.