The Armed Republic of General Kirab is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, digital currency, and zero percent divorce rate. The cynical, devout population of 26.106 billion General Kirabians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 58.8%.

The all-consuming General Kirabian economy, worth a remarkable 2,285 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 87,542 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, no one gossips with Leader during diplomatic summits, armed security details escort librarians to their homes, and women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. General Kirab's national animal is the attack helicopter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

General Kirab is ranked 20,279^th in the world and 1^st in Covfefe for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,321.5 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.