General Assembly
Security Council
| Population | 45.139 billion |
| Capital | Caprica City |
| Leader | Chancellor Jeanine Matthews |
| Faith | Athyism |
| Currency | Gold Bit Coin |
| Animal | Stardust Phoenix |
The United Nations Space Command of Geidi Centauri Prime is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chancellor Jeanine Matthews with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 45.139 billion Centauris are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caprica City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Geidi Centauri Primean economy, worth an astonishing 38,750 trillion Gold Bit Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 858,466 Gold Bit Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Geidi Centauri Primean watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime is totally unknown. Geidi Centauri Prime's national animal is the Stardust Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.
Geidi Centauri Prime is ranked 18th in the world and 1st in United Earth Government for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 93,817.65 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Geidi Centauri Prime, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
- : Following new legislation in Geidi Centauri Prime, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals.
- : Following new legislation in Geidi Centauri Prime, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework.
- : Following new legislation in Geidi Centauri Prime, Geidi Centauri Primean watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
- : Following new legislation in Geidi Centauri Prime, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
- : Following new legislation in Geidi Centauri Prime, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
- : Following new legislation in Geidi Centauri Prime, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.
- : Following new legislation in Geidi Centauri Prime, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
- : Following new legislation in Geidi Centauri Prime, the image of Geidi Centauri Prime's future is just a picture from last century.
- : Following new legislation in Geidi Centauri Prime, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
