The State of GBI is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.525 billion GBIians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The strong GBIian economy, worth a remarkable 1,700 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Trout Farming. Average income is 69,344 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 471,459 per year while the poor average 3,725, a ratio of 126 to 1.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, all tariffs have been abolished, GBI has designated Westminster as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of GBI in an international press conference. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. GBI's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

GBI is ranked 237,316^th in the world and 1^st in Abuja for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.