The Kingdom of Garenstan is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its vat-grown people, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.392 billion Garenstanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.1%.

The thriving Garenstanian economy, worth 453 trillion Glories a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 70,936 Glories, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 212,945 per year while the poor average 18,452, a ratio of 11.5 to 1.

Chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on, genetic researchers have been expelled, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, and people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Garenstan's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Garenstan is ranked 235,560^th in the world and 3^rd in Demacia for Nicest Citizens, with 3.55 average smiles per day.