The Holy Empire of Garbageword is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 17.766 billion Garbagewordians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Garbagewordian economy, worth a remarkable 5,117 trillion gw dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 288,074 gw dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance. Crime is totally unknown. Garbageword's national animal is the red panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Garbageword is ranked 2,982^nd in the world and 136^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 139.97 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.