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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rdMost Patriotic: 43rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 84th
The Community of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
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The Great Allen
Influence
Superpower
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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GameFAQs Founder

Population26.54 billion

CapitalGameFAQs City
LeaderThe Great Allen
FaithLUEshism

CurrencyFAQ
AnimalGame

The Community of GameFAQs Founder is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Great Allen with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.54 billion GameFAQs Founders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GameFAQs City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The frighteningly efficient GameFAQs Founderian economy, worth an astonishing 12,670 trillion FAQS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 477,425 FAQS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,602,330 per year while the poor average 105,566, a ratio of 15.2 to 1.

Overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service, The Great Allen's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, preservative manufacturers are told to put a lid on it, and nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GameFAQs Founder's national animal is the Game, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is LUEshism.

GameFAQs Founder is ranked 331,101st in the world and 1st in GameFAQs for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -24.28 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rdMost Patriotic: 43rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 84thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 115thLargest Agricultural Sector: 170thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 178thMost Corrupt Governments: 180thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 188thHighest Disposable Incomes: 190thHealthiest Citizens: 220thMost Devout: 270thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 324thLowest Crime Rates: 468thHighest Economic Output: 651stHighest Average Incomes: 786thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 880thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,296thSmartest Citizens: 1,732ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,908thBest Weather: 2,367thLargest Black Market: 2,407thLargest Governments: 3,012thMost Stationary: 3,053rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,310thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3,365thHighest Food Quality: 4,148thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,294thMost Accessible: 5,360thMost Influential: 6,082ndMost Inclusive: 7,461stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,555thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,276thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,411thLargest Populations: 10,998thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,747thMost Developed: 15,217thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,733rdTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 22,497thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,137thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 23,931stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,205thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,326thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28,490thMost Compassionate Citizens: 30,576thMost Authoritarian: 32,775th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : GameFAQs Founder was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, preservative manufacturers are told to put a lid on it.
  • : GameFAQs Founder was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, The Great Allen's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
  • : GameFAQs Founder was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, childhood friends of The Great Allen are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage.

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