The Free Land of Gager is a mid-sized, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning dove population. The hard-working population of 95 million Gagerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 12.3%.

The Gagerian economy, worth 4.88 trillion birdsongs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is 51,341 birdsongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gager's national animal is the dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Gager is ranked 164,430^th in the world and 948^th in Perseverance for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.2 percentage of bribes refused.