The Apostolic Rainbow Kingdom of Gabagool Urcea is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, ritual sacrifices, and smutty television. The cynical, devout population of 2.292 billion Gabagool Urceans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.9%.

The all-consuming Gabagool Urcean economy, worth 234 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,206 Imperial Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gabagool Urcea's national animal is the Rainbow Labrador, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gabagool Urcea is ranked 66,058^th in the world and 38^th in Rainbow Society for Largest Black Market, with 7.24 trillion Standard Monetary Units.