The Colony of FV33 is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 19.047 billion FV33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 14.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient FV33ian economy, worth 773 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,627 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. FV33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

FV33 is ranked 187,823^rd in the world and 1^st in Fascist Victory for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 31.47 on the Bus Surprisal Index.