The Republic of Fuzan Farmer 6 is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 806 million Fuzan Farmer 6ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 35.3%.
The thriving Fuzan Farmer 6ian economy, worth 65.4 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,157 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
The government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, job satisfaction is a luxury many Fuzan Farmer 6ians can't afford, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high, and blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fuzan Farmer 6's national animal is the turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Fuzan Farmer 6 is ranked 265,342nd in the world and 37th in Fuzan Farming Corporation for Most Cultured, scoring 61 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Fuzan Farmer 6, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love.
- : Following new legislation in
Fuzan Farmer 6, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high.
- : Following new legislation in
Fuzan Farmer 6, job satisfaction is a luxury many Fuzan Farmer 6ians can't afford.
- : Following new legislation in
Fuzan Farmer 6, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
- : Following new legislation in
Fuzan Farmer 6, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash.
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Fuzan Farmer 6 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Following new legislation in
Fuzan Farmer 6, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Fuzan Farmer 6ian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
- : Following new legislation in
Fuzan Farmer 6, FF6-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
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Fuzan Farmer 6 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in
Fuzan Farmer 6, Fuzan Farmer 6ian politicians are often described as having more style than substance.


















