The Funky Planet of Funkotron0 is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Lamont the Great Funkapotamus with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 23.694 billion Funkotronians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The large, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funkytown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Funkotronian economy, worth a remarkable 3,134 trillion funks a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 132,287 funks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 616,013 per year while the poor average 17,038, a ratio of 36.2 to 1.

Airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, pregnant women make easy targets, and concussed funky alienball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Funkotron0's national animal is the funky alien, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Funkotron0 is ranked 288,825^th in the world and 7^th in Sheriffmuir for Nicest Citizens, with 1.9 average smiles per day.