The Borderlands of Frigg-land is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television. The hard-nosed population of 7.4 billion Frigg-landians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 23.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Frigg-landian economy, worth 317 trillion bottlecaps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 42,961 bottlecaps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frigg-landian Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock, humble workers tempt fate for a taste of airline caviar, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime is totally unknown. Frigg-land's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Frigg-land is ranked 137,573^rd in the world and 6,060^th in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 4.64 kickbacks per hour.