The Federal Republic of Freshko is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Freshco Jack with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.063 billion Freshkoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. The average income tax rate is 55.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Freshkoan economy, worth 191 trillion Kofs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,039 Kofs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students abandon classrooms for online education, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, and belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freshko's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Freshko is ranked 75,288^th in the world and 3,354^th in Osiris for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 396.35 on the Clooney Contribution Index.