The Republic of Freezing Temple is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, lack of airports, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.206 billion Freezing Templeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Freezing Templean economy, worth 209 trillion stardusts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 94,965 stardusts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The might of the entire Freezing Templean Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freezing Temple's national animal is the moonlark, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Freezing Temple is ranked 327,493^rd in the world and 1^st in Freezing Temple for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -12.45 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.