The Culture of Free Socialism is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by a loose-knit group of concerned Minds with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 45.921 billion Culture citizens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Free Socialism Orbital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Culture economy, worth an astonishing 28,228 trillion resources a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 614,709 resources, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, a flying elephant and a loose-knit group of concerned Minds share the same nickname, ghost regiments exist only on paper, and it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow. Crime is totally unknown. Free Socialism's national animal is the Worker Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.

Free Socialism is ranked 347^th in the world and 1^st in Anticapitalist Alliance for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 24,258.42 on the Gilded Widget Scale.