The Culture of Free Socialism is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by a loose-knit group of concerned Minds with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 47.431 billion Culture citizens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Free Socialism Orbital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Culture economy, worth an astonishing 29,508 trillion resources a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 622,127 resources, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves, saying "don't do anything that a loose-knit group of concerned Minds wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'. Crime is totally unknown. Free Socialism's national animal is the Worker Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.

Free Socialism is ranked 13^th in the world and 1^st in Anticapitalist Alliance for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 64,031.24 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.