The United Unions and Republics of Free Gambier is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Joseph Tsushimi with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, keen interest in outer space, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.082 billion Free Gambierians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ossaka. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.2%.

The strong Gambierian economy, worth 71.3 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,921 Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government is spending billions of taxpayer Rubles to support "struggling" industries, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, both criminals and civilians are DOA, and Joseph Tsushimi is the self-declared God of all Free Gambier. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Gambier's national animal is the Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Free Gambier is ranked 70,742^nd in the world and 1^st in Union of Communist Socialists for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,464.31 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.