The Armed Republic of Free Califoregon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 25.149 billion Free Califoregonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, although Spirituality, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.4%.

The very strong Free Califoregonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,074 trillion dollaroes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 42,733 dollaroes, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Free Califoregon's national animal is the grizzley.

Free Califoregon is ranked 180,448^th in the world and 16^th in New America for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring zero on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.