The Free Land of Free Anarchic People is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by C̴̑͐̊̈́͂́̔̅̇̓͋̐̾̇̓̍́̒͌̓̎̌̑̎͌͋̿̀̓̀̐̒́̚̕̚̕͠ with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.606 billion Free Anarchic People are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ḛ̸̰̜̝̏͠͝Ŕ̷͚͕̅̕͝R̷̬͎͠ͅͅÖ̴̜̺̮́̔̏̿̕͘5̸̍̈́̊. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The thriving Free Anarchic economy, worth 762 trillion FAP$s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 79,349 FAP$s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 242,029 per year while the poor average 20,177, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, C̴̑͐̊̈́͂́̔̅̇̓͋̐̾̇̓̍́̒͌̓̎̌̑̎͌͋̿̀̓̀̐̒́̚̕̚̕͠'s recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many, and 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Free Anarchic People's national animal is the Frenimal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Money.

Free Anarchic People is ranked 105,574^th in the world and 85^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Corrupt Governments, with 11.07 kickbacks per hour.