The Theocracy of Fransmany is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Francis III and Patriarch John VII with an even hand, and renowned for its restrictive gun laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 17.801 billion Fransmainians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Habsburg-Lorraine. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Fransmainian economy, worth a remarkable 2,387 trillion Heldings a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 134,118 Heldings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government workers are regularly taken hostage by protesters, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, community theaters are known for their bawdy renditions of 'Springtime for King Francis III And Patriarch John VII', and the government has been criticized for giving away Fransmany's territory to anyone who claims it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fransmany's national animal is the Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Fransmainian Catholicism.

Fransmany is ranked 197,596^th in the world and 6^th in Sao Tome for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.45 kickbacks per hour.