The Karma Police Department of Frank Columbo is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.454 billion Columboes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and International Aid also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 50.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Columbo economy, worth 28.4 trillion Cigars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 19,528 Cigars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frank Columbo's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Frank Columbo is ranked 200,869^th in the world and 6^th in Los Angeles for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.22 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.