The United Kingdom of FPC017 is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.514 billion FPC017ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.6%.

The frighteningly efficient FPC017ian economy, worth 548 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 99,456 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 403,249 per year while the poor average 16,328, a ratio of 24.7 to 1.

Terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter FPC017ian pirates, children searching for cat videos must watch dogs in equal proportion, and the mark of a good ruler is the largeness of his chin. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. FPC017's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

FPC017 is ranked 321,610^th in the world and 4^th in Golden Acres for Safest, scoring 5.81 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.