The Republic of FPC007 is a mammoth, orderly nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, fear of technology, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.186 billion FPC007ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient FPC007ian economy, worth 625 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Retail industry. Average income is an impressive 101,106 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

A rogue brutalist can cement their town in the past, children often kick crocodiles for amusement, full-page newspaper ads are taken out linking apples and gravitational acceleration, and diplomatic missions are often mistaken as declarations of war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FPC007's national animal is the crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

FPC007 is ranked 15,528^th in the world and 6^th in Golden Acres for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 81.45 Effective Tax Rate.