The Republic of FPC004 is a mammoth, orderly nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.885 billion FPC004ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 85.2%.

The frighteningly efficient FPC004ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,119 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 162,571 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry, milk often tastes of pea, formerly internationally exported goods are now given away for free, and excited Romeos drive all the way to the next village for a date. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FPC004's national animal is the porpoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

FPC004 is ranked 68,951^st in the world and 3,786^th in Balder for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,483.51 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.