The Grand Duchy of Former Warsaw States is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Duke George Alexander with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.51 billion Warsawians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Polish-Lithuania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Warsawian economy, worth a remarkable 1,220 trillion Unoriginal Ideas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 162,460 Unoriginal Ideas, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and it takes a village to catch a criminal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Former Warsaw States's national animal is the German Shepherd, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Former Warsaw States is ranked 23,470^th in the world and 2^nd in New Warsaw Vilnius Commonwealth for Most Corrupt Governments, with 89.01 kickbacks per hour.