The Automobile of Ford Explorer is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 2.633 billion Ford Explorerians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.2%.
The all-consuming Ford Explorerian economy, worth 301 trillion Dented Tires a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 114,666 Dented Tires, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.
Economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, windows in Ford Explorer City don't have much of a view, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion, and the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ford Explorer's national animal is the Engine Mouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Ford Explorer is ranked 109,300th in the world and 13th in Automobiles for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 42,197.38 Standard Monetary Units.
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Ford Explorer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
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Ford Explorer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
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Ford Explorer, the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market.
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Ford Explorer, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion.
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Ford Explorer, windows in Ford Explorer City don't have much of a view.
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Ford Explorer, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
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Ford Explorer, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
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Ford Explorer, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Ford Explorer City Times is sold out.
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Ford Explorer was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
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Ford Explorer, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months.






















